dear HUGE spider

you should have waited a little longer to come out. me doing my laundry, seeing you crawl across my floor does not help your chances of living. good thing i had a shoe close by, you almost got away. but now you are squished, sitting at the bottom of a garbage can. i hope that you are loving it in spider heaven. i hope you dont have any other family members crawling around my basement. if so, i will be sending them your way so that you dont get too lonely up there. much love. me