god is like.

so my dear mother shared this email with me. i asked her to send it to me and so now i am sharing it with you fine people who read this blog.

its a bunch of 5th graders from a christain school that had an assignment from their teacher

she asked her class to look at tv commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways to communicate ideas about God.

this is what they came up with. 

god is like

BAYER ASPIRIN

he works miracles

god is like

A FORD

hes got a better idea

god is like

COKE

hes the real thing

god is like a

HALLMARK CARD

he cares enough to send his very best

god is like

TIDE

he gets the stains out that others leave behind

god is like

GENERAL ELECTRIC

he brings good things to life

god is like

WALMART

he has everything

god is like

ALKA-SELTZER

try him, youll like him

god is like

SCOTCH TAPE

you cant see him, but you know he is there

god is like

DELTA

hes ready when you are

god is like

ALLSTATE

your in good hands with him

god is like

VO-5 HAIRSPRAY

he holds through all kinds of weather

god is like

DIAL SOAP

arent you glad you have him? dont you wish everybody did?

god is like

THE U.S. POST OFFICE

neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor ice will keep him from his appointed destination

god is like

CHEVROLET

the heart beat of america

god is like

MAXWELL HOUSE

good to the very last drop

(my favorite)

good is like

THE ENERGIZER BUNNY

he keeps going and going and going