im on a date.

i went on lunch date yesterday. i met him on tinder. apparently tinder is where its at. he was cute. we had a good conversation. we ate at roots cafe. a place that i have always wanted to go. i have biked by that place many times. we both ordered breakfast. thank you presidents. i had a omelet. he had a something. i forgot. but i do remember him saying vegetarian sausage. yes. he is a vegetarian. so we talked about that a little bit. because i love tofu, but i also love my turkey sandwiches and salmon. he also mentioned to me that he doesnt eat sugar. little did he know that i had a bag a brach malt ball eggs sitting in my bag. i love sugar. i love sweets. i love meat. so if you couldnt tell by those last remarks a second date probably isnt in our future. i am kind of wishing i mentioned to him while he said to me that he doesnt eat sugar, that i pretty much always have some kind of sweets in my bag. i am a woman and women need their chocolate. we need to keep the world balanced. without chocolate all hell would break loose. i dont even know how those women who are lactose intolerant live without chocolate. its just crazy.